“I guess a scar isn't so bad, not if it's only on one side. I can always go through life sideways.”
Gloria Grahame - Debby Marsh

“That's Fintan Slattery. He's going to be a saint when he gets older. everyone knows he wears his sister's blouse at night, and curls his hair with hot iron tongs, so that he'll look gorgeous at mass on sundays. It's no wonder we played truant.”

Andrew Bennett - Narrator

“- Douglas Fairbanks: Charles, you're a foreigner; you're still an outsider. You've never understood this country.
- Charlie Chaplin: It's a good country underneath, Doug.
- Douglas Fairbanks: No, it's a good country on top. Underneath, that's what starts showing when we're scared.”
Kevin Kline - Douglas Fairbanks
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“- Roarke Hartman: I thought you were a nice guy.
- Wade: I am a nice guy. Just a different kind of nice guy.”
Joseph Mazzello - Roarke Hartman
Kevin Bacon - Wade

“German girls find scars very attractive.”
Deborah Kerr - Johnny Cannon