“- Cody Culp: Reach down the back of my pants.
- Christie Langford: What?
- Cody Culp: Come on! Live dangerously.”
Bradley Gregg - Cody Culp
Traci Lind - Christie Langford

“My idea of taking a risk is - losing my birth control pills - or shopping at Saks without a sale. I want to live; but, I don't know how! I hate myself!”
Rebecca Schaeffer - Zandra

“To live is to risk it all, otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.”
Justin Roiland - Rick Sanchez

“- Lyssa Widow of the Web: These are the sands of my life. Accept them and the spider will have no power to harm you. But your own life runs out with the sand.
- Ynyr: But what about your life?
- Lyssa Widow of the Web: I give it to the girl who bears my name.”

Francesca Annis - Widow of the Web
Freddie Jones - Ynyr

“- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I can't inject you with window cleaner.
- Fran: I don't mind. Hey, what does it do anyway?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It causes your brain to die last.
- Fran: I don't mind.”
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
Randi Brooks - Fran