- Fangora: When you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.
- Steven: Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".
- Fangora: Chicks dig it.
Milla Jovovich - Fangora
Adrien Brody - Steven

“- Andy: Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, hey ladies?
- Vera: Aye, but we can do without the drugs and rock 'n' roll!”
Ewan McGregor - Andy
Sue Johnston - Vera

“- Cooper: Professor Chermenko, what about that handwriting?
- Prof. Chermenko: Ah. Richard Drew is a complex man, filled to the breaking point with psychological conflicts. His violin is a substitute for severe anger and repression. Sexual repression.”
Dabney Coleman - Cooper
Jeff Ware - Prof. Chermenko

“As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”
R.J. Parnell - Mick Shrimpton

“Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!”
Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore