- Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: What did you say to him?
- Highway: I said "Don't give the prick the satisfaction," sir!

Everett McGill - Major Powers
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- General Edward Clegg: I am giving you a direct order!
- Mike Banning: Newsflash asshole - I don't work for you.”
Robert Forster - General Edward Clegg
Gerard Butler - Mike Banning

“I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!”
Peter Sellers - Clouseau

“On the battlefield, a soldier can't always obey the General's orders.”

“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.”
Charles Judels - The Coachman
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow