“- Garth Algar: What are you gonna do with these guys?
- Wayne Campbell: Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies.”

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.”

Emma Stone - Olive

“You want the Brooklyn Bridge, all you've got to do is ask for it. If I can't buy it, I'll steal it.”

James Cagney - Eddie Bartlett

“Friendship with a man? That's asking for moonlight at midday.”
Paulette Dubost - Lisette, sa camériste

“I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that, about a wish coming true, do you? Well, I didn't, either. Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth, but let me tell you what made me change my mind.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket