“- John Beckwith: Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
- Jeremy Grey: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a fucking human being! That'll get you jacked up.”
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey

“Did you guys see the size of that chicken?”
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens

We both spent our whole lives chasing after that beast and we both had to stare at ourselves in the mirror every morning and keep repeating "I am not a fool. I am not a fool".
David Suchet - Jacques Lafleur

“- Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Well, Jacques, what's next for you?
- Jacques LaFleur: I don't know. There's always Loch Ness.”

Don Ameche - Dr. Wallace Wrightwood
David Suchet - Jacques Lafleur

“- Sheriff Hank Keough: I brought a pork chop for luck. Maybe you could hang it around your neck.
- Hector Cyr: That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.”

Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr