“It was the first time my father ever kissed me. I felt so happy I could float.”
Andrew Bennett - Narrator

“- Sarah Whittle: Your father murdered you and he chopped you up into little pieces.
- Alan Parrish: Sarah, come on! My dad did that? My father could barely hug me, let alone cut me into little pieces.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“- Nathanial Mayweather: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
- Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over.”
Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
James Gammon - Paps

“First guy to walk out of my life, definetly not the last. Funny things, you and me. You always stayin' away from love, me always chasin' after it.”

Marisa Tomei - Caroline

“My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.”
Ray Romano