“They are doing things on the screen now that I wouldn't do in bed. If I could.”

Bob Hope

“When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.”
Tim Allen

“- Juan Seguin: They are gonna want you humble, General.
- Sam Houston: I humble myself before God and there the list ends.”

Jordi Mollà - Juan Seguin
Dennis Quaid - Sam Houston

“Outraging a lady's modesty, very serious crime in Singapore.”

Kay Siu Lim - Policeman

“There's a tradition in tournament play: not talk about the next step until you've climbed the one in front of you.”
Gene Hackman - Coach Norman Dale