“Don't blame your mother, I was irresistible!”

Martin Landau - Al

“- Simon Birch: Your mother is so sexy, sometimes I forget she's someone's mother.
- Joe Wenteworth: What if I said the same thing about your mother?
- Simon Birch: I'd have you committed.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch
Joseph Mazzello - Joe Wenteworth

“I don't mean to be rude or anything Mrs.Warner, but you're givin me a semi!”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- John Merrick: Would you care to see my mother?
- Frederick Treves: Your mother? Yes please. Oh but she's... Mr. Merrick, she's beautiful!
- John Merrick: Oh, she had the face of an angel!”

Sir John Hurt - John Merrick
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Frederick Treves

“I'm being her mother! That's what mothers do with daughters; they talk about how to look prettier.”

Catherine O'Hara - Jessica Wilhern