“There's someone out there for everyone. Even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“The danger of the chase has made you perspire. It has made me also... moist.”
Campbell Scott - Meistrich

“My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.”
Don Johnson - Marlboro

“- Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.”
Steve Carrell - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- John Doe: Realize detective, the only reason that I'm here right now is that I wanted to be.
- Mills: No, no, we would have got you eventually.
- John Doe: Oh really? So, what were you doing? Biding your time? Toying with me? Allowing five innocent people to die until you felt like springing your trap?”

Kevin Spacey - John Doe
Brad Pitt - Mills