“There's someone out there for everyone. Even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“- Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.”
Steve Carrell - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- John Doe: Realize detective, the only reason that I'm here right now is that I wanted to be.
- Mills: No, no, we would have got you eventually.
- John Doe: Oh really? So, what were you doing? Biding your time? Toying with me? Allowing five innocent people to die until you felt like springing your trap?”

Kevin Spacey - John Doe
Brad Pitt - Mills

“Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“Looks like we've got Imperial cruisers on our tail. Oh, look at that one on the left. Get off your cell phone. You are driving.”
Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin as Han Solo