“- Walt Price: What's in the bag?
- Marty Rossen: My undies, cause, you can't get this film off on time I'm gonna wet myself.”
William H. Macy - Walt Price
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

- The Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
- Randy Meeks: "Showgirls". Absolutely frightening. What's yours?
Roger Jackson - The Voice
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“- Sidney: Hey Detective, what's your favorite scary movie?
- Mark: My life.
- Sidney: Mine too.”
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott
Patrick Dempsey - Detective Mark Kincaid

You know how in horror movies the door is swinging back and forth from one hinge in front of a dark room, and some stupid moron is walking up to it, just gonna go in, and you think to yourself, "Why is she doing that? Why is she going in there? What could possible make her go into that room? Doesn't she know better?".

Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Karen Collier

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: You know, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movie.
- Bela Lugosi: Thank you.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Martin Landau - Bela Lugosi