“You better wise up, 'cause if I grow and you stay as stupid as you are, we're gonna have big problems, Ray!”
Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

- Johnson: You know what your problem is, Wilson? You need to listen for the pop.
- Wilson: Whoa, whoa. What's "the pop", Johnson?
- Johnson: That's the sound you're gonna make when your head comes out of your ass for the first time.
Russell Richardson - Pvt. Johnson
Shea Whigham - Pvt. Wilson

“- Jeremy Collier: What are these personal problems that I have?
- Karen Collier: I don't know the medical term, but I suppose you could describe it as being a terminal jerk.”
Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Karen Collier

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

Mr. Hunt, this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible. "Difficult" should be a walk in the park for you.
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck