“- Beelzebub: Choose your eternity!
- Ted: Choose your own, you fag!”
Keanu Reeves - Ted

“- Wardaddy: If a man loves the world, the love of the Father ain't in him. For all in the eyes, the pride of life, is not of the Father. But of the world.
- Boyd 'Bible' Swan: The world and its desires pass away. But he who does God's will lives forever.”
Brad Pitt - Wardaddy
Shia LaBoeuf - Boyd 'Bible' Swan

“God wants us to live forever. And even if He doesn't, you could always buy Him off.”
Vincent Price - Arthur P. Loudermilk

“- Katherine: Oh My God!
- Lucifer: God? God is love. I don't love you.”
Virginia Madsen - Katherine
Viggo Mortensen - Lucifer

“The whole point in life is for men and women to get married... so that God and the Devil can get together and work it out. Not that we have to get married. God forbid.”

Mercedes Ruehl - Anne