“- Robert Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the psych test was wrong.
- Donald Schoenstein: Every one? Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!”
James Widdoes - Robert Hoover
Peter Riegert - Donald Schoenstein

“H: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Luce: If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.”
Boo Jackson - H
Lena Headey - Luce

“A lot of people would think these questions are difficult, not me. These questions all have answers.”

Leonardo Nam - Roy

“I'm not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions.”
Khleo Thomas - Zero

“- Lenny: Sex is not the answer.
- Bob Crane: It's the question. 'Yes' is the answer.”
Ron Leibman - Lenny
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane