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“I wasn't as nervous when I rated for the results of a Hep-C test. Then again, I didn't study for that one at all.”
“Uh, guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.”
“I have this kind of crazy philosophy that your grades should represent your grasp of the material and not your negotiating skills - which are amazing, by the way.”
“I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!”
“I'm very much afraid, sir, that your greatest test is yet to come.”
“The Richmonds are flooded, electricity's gone off. God is testing us and I for one am gonna be prepared. Where's the vodka?”
“- Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
- Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.”
“- Sergeant Neff: What were you trying to do, Damien? What were you trying to do?
- Damien Thorn: I was just answering questions, Sergeant.
- Sergeant Neff: You were showing off.
- Damien Thorn: No, I just knew all the answers. Somehow I just knew them all.”
“Dwight said I had as much chance of passing the test as he had of farting his way through the star spangled banner.”
“Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... if these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call...” (continue)(continue reading)
“One thing I’ve noticed about the guys at the top is they’re so relaxed and calm – it’s about not having anything to prove except doing good work.”
“You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane.”
“It was a wonderful, heroic moment for Holmes. But little did he know that his amazing powers and talents would soon be put to a much greater test, a test of terrifying and deadly proportions.”
“You are not inferior. Your grades may be. Your school may have been. But you can turn all that around and make liars out of those bastards in exactly one hour, when you take that test, pass it, and win!”
“It's like sex, hardly anyone gets it right the first time.”
“- Desmond Rhodes: The SAT is racist. Who made the test? Rich white guys. Who scored the highest on the test?
- Roy: Asian chicks. They can't drive, but they can kick the shit out of the SAT.”