“- Marian: If you promise not to kill Robin, I shall do the most disgusting thing that I can think of.
- Prince John: Oh.
- Sheriff of Rottingham: Oh? And what's that?
- Marian: I shall marry you.”
Amy Yasbeck - Marian
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Roger Rees - Sheriff of Rottingham

My parents have been married for 26 years. They're like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.
Janeane Garofalo - Vickie Miner

“Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks Tom Hanks.”

Ike Barinholtz - James

“- Mrs. Sorensen: Did you ever try being married? That can be quite a big adventure.
- Capt. Andersen: Why do women always say that? Marriage ends adventure.”
Valerie Hobson - Mrs. Sorensen
Conrad Veidt - Capt. Andersen

“Some women just aren't the marrying kind.”
Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale