“Maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe He's not omnipotent. He's just been around so long He knows everything.”
Bill Murray - Phil

“- Cosmo Topper: I came over here to look for it.
- Police Detective Roberts: How did you know it was here?
- Cosmo Topper: She told me.
- Police Detective Roberts: She? Who's she?
- Cosmo Topper: The dead girl.”

Roland Young - Cosmo Topper
Donald MacBride - Police Detective Roberts

“You say you're willing to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!”
Eric Bana - Hector

“- Charles Moore: How do you know she's dead?
- Adam Berkow: She's got no fuckin' pulse. She's got no pulse!”
Leland Orser - Charles Moore
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“- Kyle Fisher: Where do you look? What side of the neck?
- Charles Moore: Left, left, left side.
- Adam Berkow: Either side, you idiot!”

Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher
Leland Orser - Charles Moore
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow