- Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
- Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
David Margulies - Mayor
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“- Taslima: What are you doing here in LA?
- Snake Plissken: Dying.”
Valeria Golino - Taslima

“You're in probably the wickedest, most corrupt city, most Godless city in America. Sometimes it frightens me. I wonder what the end's going to be.”

Spencer Tracy - Father Tim Mullin

“- Sheriff Dan Stevens: You've never been through this town before!
- Biker Leader: What makes you so damn sure of that?
- Sheriff Dan Stevens: Because this little town would ruin those pretty white teeth of yours.”
Chuck Norris - Sheriff Dan Stevens
Jay De Plano - Biker Leader

“Derry is not like any town I've been in before. They did a study once and, it turns out, people die or disappear at six times the national average. And that's just grown ups. Kids are worse. Way, way worse.”
Jeremy Ray Taylor - Ben Hanscom