“- Dizzy: Nuke York's only three days away.
- Stretch: Gonna take us six days. We only got half a car left.”
Dan Hennessey - Dizzy
Greg Duffell - Stretch

“- Girl: Could you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma.
- Moe: Yeah, I don't care much for these foreign cars myself.”
Dorothy Granger - Girl
Moe Howard - Moe

“Automobiles are a useless nuisance. Never amount to anything but a nuisance and they had no business to be invented.”
Tim Holt - George Minafer

“I'm not sure George is wrong about automobiles. With all their speed forward they may be a step backward in civilization. May be that they won't add to the beauty of the world or the life of the men's souls, I'm not sure. But automobiles have come and almost all outwards things will be different because of what they bring.”
Joseph Cotten - Eugene Morgan

“They're going to alter war and they're going to alter peace. And I think men's minds are going to be changed in subtle ways because of automobiles.”

Joseph Cotten - Eugene Morgan