“In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise?”
Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“I'm smart, you're dumb. I’m big, you're little. I’m right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it.”
Danny DeVito - Mr. Wormwood

“They are sublimely clever. And they are intelligent as well. My indictments to that race are stronger and heavier because they are real, not uneducated ideology. They are arrogant and self-obsessed and calculating and reject the Christ and I will not have them pollute German blood!”

Colin Firth - Dr. Wilhelm Stuckart

“Did you know pigs are as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“You just stay here with the pork. They're smarter than you anyway. You might learn something.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre