“You’re a fucking moron.”
Bob Balaban - Bernie Nayman

“- Doug Butabi: Idiot.
- Craig: You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner.”
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi
Lochlyn Munro - Craig

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“Save your breath, he can't hear you. Assholes don't have ears.”

Ken Foree - Billy

“Baravelli, you've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.”
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff