Zach Galifianakis movie quotes

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Zachary Knight
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Zach Galifianakis
October 1, 1969
North American
comedian, actor
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Zach Galifianakis movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Zach Galifianakis quotes
  • “You farted right into my butt hole. It's like a fart transplant.”
    Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
  • “- Alan: My uncle Roger says he saw an albino polar bear once.
    - Stu: Really? Polar bears are white, how did he know it was albino?
    - Alan: This one was black.
    - Stu: Uh, are you sure it wasn't a black bear?”

    Zach Galifianakis - Alan
    Ed Helms - Stu
  • “- Mr. Link: Did we have to take his clothes?
    - Sir Lionel Frost: Of course. We can't have you wandering about naked.
    - Mr. Link: I know but... even his underwear? I mean, I turned them inside out but it's still a little weird.”

    Zach Galifianakis - Mr. Link
    Hugh Jackman - Sir Lionel Frost
  • “- Mr. Link: Excuse me. Hi.
    - Sir Lionel Frost: You can speak?!
    - Mr. Link: Yes, and, um, I write as well. My penmanship isn’t great, but, uh, you know, opposable thumbs and fat fingers, you know.”

    Zach Galifianakis - Mr. Link
    Hugh Jackman - Sir Lionel Frost
    [Tag:ability, writing]
  • “Your utopia sucks!”
    Zach Galifianakis - Mr. Link
  • “- Mike McKinney: I got another job.
    - David Ghantt: No kiddin', what are you doin'?
    - Mike McKinney: Tax preparation.
    - David Ghantt: Oh, are ya? That's nice.
    - Mike McKinney: Naw, I'm just foolin'. It's gonna be more murder.”

    Jason Sudeikis - Mike McKinney
    Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
    [Tag:job, killing, murder]
  • “Sometimes the only way out... is through.”
    Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
  • “- Peter Highman: If you are going to travel with me, we have to set a few ground rules. First off, no asking me any questions. Second, if you fall asleep for any reason other than that you are in a bed and it's nighttime, I will strangle you. Third, if you are allergic to waffles, don't eat them.
    - Ethan Tremblay: Then don't take me to a Waffle...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Highman
    Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay
  • “- David Ghantt: What should I call you, sir?
    - Steve: Nothing. You don't ever need to see me or know my name. You can refer to me as Geppetto.
    - David Ghantt: Geppetto?
    - Steve: Yeah, Geppetto. As in Pinnochio. As in, I pull the strings.
    - David Ghantt: I think he means Stromboli.
    - Steve: What did you call me?
    - David Ghantt: Nothin'. I just...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
    Owen Wilson - Steve
  • “You don't get it Stu. You. Just. Don't. Get It. I have over 60 apps on that phone. Do you know how much time and manhours it would take to redownload those apps?”

    Zach Galifianakis - Alan
  • “- Inga: Where did you get all these scars?
    - Luke: Well, let's see. Skateboard... Truck accident... Fire hydrant.
    - Inga: I bet each one has its own exciting story, no?
    - Luke: No, not really. I skateboarded off of a truck into a fire hydrant.”

    Victoria Silvstedt - Inga
    Zach Galifianakis - Luke
    [Tag:accident, fire, scars]
  • “He's evil, he's magic, and it's about to get tragic. It's Voldemort!”
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
  • “He's a 9,000-year-old incarnation of evil, with an eye for jewelry. Give it up for Sauron!”
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
  • “He likes long, violent walks on historic builds. It's King Kong!”
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
  • - Batman: You think you're my greatest enemy?
    - The Joker: Who else drives you to one-up them the way I do?
    - Batman: Superman.
    - The Joker: Superman's not a bad guy!
    - Batman: I like to fight around.
    - The Joker: You're seriously saying that there's nothing special about us?
    - Batman: There is no "us". Never will be.

    Will Arnett - Batman
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
  • “Hold on a sec. Are you trying to tell me that Bruce Wayne is Batman... 's roommate?”
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
  • “- The Joker: ...Mr. Freeze, Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser, Polka-Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula, King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth, March Harriet, Zodiac Master, Gentlemen Ghost, Clock King, Calendar Man, Kite Man, Catman, Zebra-Man, and the Condiment King!
    - Pilot Bill: Okay, are you making some of those up?
    - The Joker: Nope, they're all real. Probably...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Zach Galifianakis - Joker
    Chris McKay - Pilot Bill
  • “I'd rob a funeral home for you.”
    Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
  • “I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby.”
    Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
  • “- Stu: You're the bearded devil!
    - Alan: You liked it! You smiled at me when I held up the bag of marshmallows!
    - Stu: Because I like marshmallows, you fucking psycho!!”

    Ed Helms - Stu
    Zach Galifianakis - Alan
    [Tag:evil, persuasion]
  • “- Kelly: We could hop on over to Brazil. You ever been to Rio?
    - David Ghantt: I've never even been to the airport but about twice in my life.
    - Kelly: Oh, it's a real magical place.
    - David Ghantt: Yeah. All those planes landin' and takin' off and such.
    - Kelly: No, Rio.
    - David Ghantt: Oh, Rio, yeah, yeah.”

    Kristen Wiig - Kelly
    Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
  • “- Jandice: A couple years back, I was at a youth praise concert at church, and I saw the most handsome man that I had ever seen in the world. He was looking right at me. We went on a date, and then we fell very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very deeply in love. And then he died. Snake bite. At his funeral, I was very, very distraught. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Kate McKinnon - Jandice
    Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt
  • “- Tim Jones: You broke into our house. What kind of neighbors are you?
    - Jeff Gaffney: You bugged our house. What kind of neighbors are you?
    - Tim Jones: Good point.”

    Jon Hamm - Tim Jones
    Zach Galifianakis - Jeff Gaffney
  • “- Peter Highman: Why are your father’s ashes in a coffee can?
    - Ethan Tremblay: Because he’s dead, Peter.”

    Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Highman
    Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay
    [Tag:body, death, father]
  • “- Runny: Please, don't shoot. I've got kids.
    - David Ghantt: Yeah? Do your kids know you're a lying, cheating sack of filth?
    - Runny: Well... I just haven't found the right moment to tell 'em.”

    Devin Ratray - Runny
    Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt