Jessica Biel quotes
“Is there a law against beating up you brother? Cause I swear, I'll get arrested.”
“The only thing I remember is leaving, which is my fondest memory of you.”
“- Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- Lauren Hynde: What's the difference?
- Lara: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...”
“- Captain Charles T. Baker: You'd destroy the whole base just to get me?
- Neera: That is sick!
- Captain Charles T. Baker: Actually I'm kinda flattered.”
“- Lara: It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off The Pill.
- Lauren Hynde: Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.”
“If you want big rewards, you gotta take big risks.”
“- Ulee Jackson: You'll pay for the rest of your life for being a jackass.
- Casey Jackson: Yeah, well, it's better than dying of boredom.”