“- Craig Zwiller: If you are going to be going...
- Patrick Wheeler: Might as well be coming.”

Callum Keith Rennie - Craig Zwiller
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“- Juan: Did they teach you all kinds of sex tricks?
- Frank: Taught me how to eat the fox, how to cum while looking at certain ferns and plants, how to prolong orgasm by self-strangulation.
- Juan: Oh yeah? Hey, that's how Lipkin died, huh?
- Frank: You know, I should have never told him about that.”
Robert Beltran - Juan
Ray Sharkey - Frank

“- Hannah Wald: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
- Kansas Hill: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.”
Rachel Blanchard - Hannah Wald
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

“- Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
- Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.”
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“I'll have what she's having.”

Estelle Reiner - Older Woman Customer