“- Sarah Johnson: I'm disappointed in you. You used to be so romantic.
- Andrew: Yeah, well now I'm rheumatic.”
Alphonsia Emmanuel - Sarah Johnson
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“You're like the poster boy for the romantically challenged!”
GQ - Eric

“Why can't I find a guy who isn't romantically retarded?”
Katharine Towne - Chloe

“- Ruby Vale: What do I know about writing? You know, I read flying manuals.
- Jack Willis: Rube, this is a trashy romance novel.
- Ruby Vale: You said it was romantic.
- Jack Willis: Whatever. Anyway, blokes aren't meant to write them.”
Claudia Karvan - Ruby Vale
Hugh Jackman - Jack Willis

“- Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
- Dan: That's my charm.”
Natalie Portman - Alice
Jude Law - Dan