“- Green Bay Football Coach: Which would you put first, coach? Family or football?
- Green Bay Football Coach: Are you kidding? Football's my life.”
Howard Storey - Green Bay Football Coach

“What family would want a daughter-in-law who can run around kicking football all day but can't make round chapatis?”
Shaheen Khan - Mrs. Bhamra

“- Lucas: Just give me one chance. One play.
- Coach: Get out of here, I said. Get off of the field.
- Lucas: I'll make you a deal. You have nothing to lose. They're whipping your ass, anyway.
- Coach: Listen to me...
- Lucas: Put me in, I'll never come back, I swear. Just let me play today. You have nothing to lose, just let me in.”

Corey Haim - Lucas
Guy Boyd - Coach

“- Maggie: You could have gotten killed.
- Lucas: Did we win?
- Maggie: No way.
- Lucas: Boy. They sure were big.
- Maggie: I don't want you ever playing football again.”

Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas

I sucked so bad they used to pick me after the white kids. They used to say "Man I can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play".

Chris Rock - Caretaker