“- Governor Ratcliffe: Go get him, for heaven's sake!
- Lon: What if we run into the Indians?
- Governor Ratcliffe: That's what guns are for. Now arm yourselves and get moving!”

David Ogden Stiers - Governor Ratcliffe
Joe Baker - Lon

“- George: Mr. Murtaugh has a gun.
- Martin Riggs: Yeah, but it's an old gun and he's not a very good shot.”
Allan Dean Moore - George
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

- Grandpa Gustafson: And finally, the baby bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger!
- Allie, Melanie's Daughter: That's not the way it goes!
- Grandpa Gustafson: And that was the end of the Three Bears.
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson
Katie Sagona - Allie, Melanie's Daughter

“The old man's still an artist with a Thompson.”
Lanny Flaherty - Terry

“I saw your face. It was the face of a depraved, murderous beast. Only two things ever meant anything to you: power and cruelty. You can't feel pity. You can't even feel guilt.”

William Eythe - Gerald Tetley