“- Mia Thermopolis: Now, what did you want to tell me?
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.
- Mia Thermopolis: I already have braces.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“My dentist said he's never seen so many cavities in one mouth and that he's sending a sample of my saliva to the University of Wisconsin!”
Robert Hy Gorman - Felix

“Madam, I rather spend an afternoon in a Turkish bath with my mother than visit the dratted dentist.”
Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert

“Russian dentists make pretty good dentures.”
Reb Brown - Sgt. Michael Ransom

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby