“- Mia Thermopolis: Now, what did you want to tell me?
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.
- Mia Thermopolis: I already have braces.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“Madam, I rather spend an afternoon in a Turkish bath with my mother than visit the dratted dentist.”
Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert

“Russian dentists make pretty good dentures.”
Reb Brown - Sgt. Michael Ransom

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair... and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby