“- Hotel Manager: Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone?
- David: Yes. A lobster.
- Hotel Manager: Why a lobster?
- David: Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.”
Olivia Colman - Hotel Manager
Colin Farrell - David

“- Leslie: Do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement?
- Tom: Yes. The statement was that you're very lonely and you need a pet.”

Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope
Aziz Ansari - Tom Haverford

“- Chips Maguire: I'll be your sucker.
- Sarah Jane Ryan: That's a dangerous promise.”
Humphrey Bogart - Chips Maguire
Ann Sheridan - Sarah Jane Ryan

“No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me - now - standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.”

Merle Oberon - Cathy

“Fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania