“- Frankie Cheeks: When else you ever gonna see a dick that big?
- Ashlynn Halperin: I'm looking at one right now.”
Sam Easton - Frankie Cheeks
Crystal Lowe - Ashlyn Halperin

“- Shrek: Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends!
- Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“I think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.”
Emmy Raver-Lampman - Allison Hargreeves

“I don't care what your secrets are. But I can't go ahead without more confidence in you than I've got now. You've got to convince me that you know what this is all about, that you aren't just fiddling around, hoping that it will all come out right in the end.”

Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade

“Drop by drop, Holmes. Drop by drop. Ah, in a way I'm almost sorry. You were a stimulating influence to me but it was obvious that I should win in the end.”

Lionel Atwill - Professor Moriarty