“- Maria: Your job is making you boring and mean.
- Matthew: My job is making me a respectable member of society.”
Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter

“Retirement is an ongoing, relentless effort in creativity. You can try yoga, like to cook, bought some plants, took classes in Mandarin. Believe me, I've tried everything. I just know there's a hole in my life and I need to fill it... soon.”

Robert De Niro - Ben

“I'm an engineer. I see what I see when I see it.”
John Wesley Shipp - Bastian's Father

“Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Silas P. Silas: This class is fucking boring I'm out of here.
- Dean Carl Cain: Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something?
- Silas P. Silas: With all do respect sir, suck my dick.”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Obba Babatundé - Dean Carl Cain