“I'd like to propose a toast to all the special 'f' words - to friends, family, fate, forgiveness, and forever.”
Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'

“- Legolas: All you had to do was say friend... and enter.
- Gilmi: Those were happier times...”

Anthony Daniels - Legolas
David Buck - Gimli

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch

“- C.K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal.
- Tracy Lord: Stop using those foul words.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“You're not even good enough for the cuss words I know.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield