“My First Mister” quotes

Movie My First Mister
Title My First Mister
Year 2001
Director Christine Lahti
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Interpreted by
All actors – Rutanya Alda, Natasha Braisewell, Albert Brooks, Henry Brown, Gary Bullock, Kevin Cooney, Nic Costa, William Forward, John Goodman, Desmond Harrington, Shawn Huff, Carol Kane
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  • “- Randall - 'R': Listen to me very carefully. I am not getting a fucking tattoo.
    - Jennifer - 'J': Oooh, you said the really badword.
    - Randall - 'R': Yeah, I did. I am in fact the boy who cried fuck.”

    Albert Brooks - Randall - 'R'
    Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'
    [Tag:tattoos, words]
  • “So much stuff, so little time to snoop.”
    Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'
    [Tag:curiosity, time]
  • “I'd like to propose a toast to all the special 'f' words - to friends, family, fate, forgiveness, and forever.”
    Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'
  • “Fun? Fun was dropping acid in the 60's. Fun was streaking at my sister's prom. Fun was staging a sit-in at a titty bar on Sunset. This... this is very bad Fellini we're about to enter into.”
    John Goodman - Benjamin
  • “- Randy Harris, Jr.: Shut up, Sybil. Shut up.
    - Jennifer - 'J': Sybil?
    - Randy Harris, Jr.: Yeah, you know Sybil? The woman with eight home phone numbers? It's not necessarily a bad thing. A plethora of personalities can be very enchanting.
    - Jennifer - 'J': Fuck you.
    - Randy Harris, Jr.: Fuck you.
    - Jennifer - 'J': Fuck you!
    - Randy Harris, Jr....” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Desmond Harrington - Randy
    Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'
    [Tag:character, insult]
  • “Death touched her lips to say goodbye and to always remember the man who touched her first, touched her with his heart. That is forever hers, my first mister. A man of few words. Life of more questions than answers. He awoken me my heart which beats stronger because of him and all that he has left me.”
    Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'
    [Tag:death, love, questions]
  • “- Randall - 'R': I want you to go to college. It's really important, okay?
    - Randy Harris, Jr.: Did you?
    - Randall - 'R': Yes.
    - Randy Harris, Jr.: What did you learn?
    - Randall - 'R': Give me a second, I'll think of it.”

    Albert Brooks - Randall - 'R'
    Desmond Harrington - Randy
  • “- Randall . 'R': What's he like?
    - Jennifer - 'J': Oh, he's kinda like you.
    - Randall - 'R': He's an asshole?
    - Jennifer - 'J': Oh worse than that. He's a pathetic loser asshole.”

    Albert Brooks - Randall - 'R'
    Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'
    [Tag:children, insult]
  • “Technically I'm still a virgin. There was this one day in third grade when Matthew Kingsley came over and we played doctor. He confused my vagina with my anus and took my temperature with a fire engine red crayon. From then on whenever I'd hear a siren I'd giggle.”
    Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'
    [Tag:maidenhood, teens]