“Nothing's free in Waterworld.”
Kevin Costner - Mariner

“This town's had enough heartbreak. Too much. Me, I think you're settin' everybody up for more. I hope I'm wrong. I haven't had to kill anybody since the war.”
Karl Bury - Bob Leffert

“- Ellen Griswold: Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. I think Dodge City was enough fun for one day. Besides, Catherine and Eddie are expecting us.
- Clark Griswold: It's living history Ellen. But if you'd rather see your cousins. Personally I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“There's something terribly wrong here in Derry, and you know it!”
Tim Reid - Mike Hanlon

“Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament... again.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold