“Major League II” quotes(1994)
Plot – Five years have already passed since the Cleveland baseball team - the 'Indians' - has won the league. Now the team is back to the bottom of the rank because the best players have stopped playing, anyway they are all ready to return on the field.
All actors – Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, Corbin Bernsen, Dennis Haysbert, James Gammon, Omar Epps, Eric Bruskotter, Takaaki Ishibashi, Alison Doody, Michelle Burke, David Keith, Margaret Whittonshow all
“Major League II” Quotes 14 quotes
“When the tough get going, go and get tough.”
“- Rube Baker: Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don't have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest...” (continue)(continue reading)
“They're going to send me back to Omaha and I don't even live there!”
“- Rube Baker: Wow, Willie's really got some power.
- Lou Brown: Yeah, for a guy who'll be bagging groceries in a couple of weeks!”
[drunk] So, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan, that's actually better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he's just trying to get out of the lineup.
“Women: you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.”
“If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's outta here.”
Ok, we won a game yesterday. If we win today, it's called "two in a row". And if we win again tomorrow, it's called a "winning streak"... It has happened before.
“You’re standing on the tracks and the train's coming through butthead.”
“I'm the only winner on this team. The rest of 'em, they're losers. Either by choice, or by birth.”
“Good news fans, the Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact they appear to be beating the crap out of each other.”