“Major League II” quotes

Movie Major League II
Title Major League II
Year 1994
Director David S. Ward
Genre Comedy, Sport
Plot – Five years have already passed since the Cleveland baseball team - the 'Indians' - has won the league. Now the team is back to the bottom of the rank because the best players have stopped playing, anyway they are all ready to return on the field.
All actors – Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, Corbin Bernsen, Dennis Haysbert, James Gammon, Omar Epps, Eric Bruskotter, Takaaki Ishibashi, Alison Doody, Michelle Burke, David Keith, Margaret Whitton
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  • “It's not your job to make excuses. That's all you guys do good! It's either a leg thing or a spiritual thing, or a psychological thing, or a heart attack!”
    James Gammon - Lou Brown
  • “When the tough get going, go and get tough.”
    Eric Bruskotter - Rube Baker
  • “- Rube Baker: Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don't have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Eric Bruskotter - Rube Baker
    Charlie Sheen - Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn
  • “They're going to send me back to Omaha and I don't even live there!”
    Eric Bruskotter - Rube Baker
    [Tag:city, rejection]
  • “- Rube Baker: Wow, Willie's really got some power.
    - Lou Brown: Yeah, for a guy who'll be bagging groceries in a couple of weeks!”

    Eric Bruskotter - Rube Baker
    James Gammon - Lou Brown
    [Tag:energy, power]
  • [drunk] So, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan, that's actually better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he's just trying to get out of the lineup.
    Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle
  • “I wanted to see his movie, but it was only out for two and a half hours. I did hear however that it was in focus.”

    Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle
  • “Women: you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.”
    Eric Bruskotter - Rube Baker
  • “He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.”
    Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle
    [Tag:baseball, energy]
  • “If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's outta here.”
    Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle
    [Tag:baseball, sport]
  • Ok, we won a game yesterday. If we win today, it's called "two in a row". And if we win again tomorrow, it's called a "winning streak"... It has happened before.
    James Gammon - Lou Brown
    [Tag:baseball, winning]
  • “You’re standing on the tracks and the train's coming through butthead.”
    Eric Bruskotter - Rube Baker
  • “I'm the only winner on this team. The rest of 'em, they're losers. Either by choice, or by birth.”
    David Keith - Jack Parkman
  • “Good news fans, the Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact they appear to be beating the crap out of each other.”
    Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle