“Both men and women want to have sex. It's natural, except we're on different timetables. Women want to have sex fifteen minutes after us. So if you hold out for twenty, she'll be chasing you for five.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“A man can always change things. That's what makes him different from the barnyard critters.”

Jane Darwell - Ma Stone

“I have set myself beyond the pale. I am nothing. I am hardly human anymore.”
Meryl Streep - Sarah

"Why not just convert them all?". He doesn't understand that the human will is much, much tougher than we expected. To convert them all would take forever.

Jane Badler - Diana

“One day you're saving the rainforest, the next you're chugging cock.”
Christopher Walken - The Man with the Plan