“Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead” quotes(1995)
Plot – Jimmy, aka the Saint, is a gangster in crisis because his "Afterlife Advice" agency's businesses aren't going well. He decides to serve the godfather of the city so he hires a group of old friends. The group includes Olden "Pieces" Polymeros, a leper designer who spends his time cleaning hard cinemas' seats, Earl "Easy Wind" Denton, who continues the extermination task he has begun a long time ago, and finally Franchise Chyser. Their task is to scare to death Meg's new suitor, who's former Bernard's girlfriend, the idiot son of the godfather.
All actors – Andy Garcia, Christopher Lloyd, William Forsythe, Bill Nunn, Treat Williams, Jack Warden, Steve Buscemi, Fairuza Balk, Gabrielle Anwar, Christopher Walken, Michael Nicolosi, Bill Cobbs, Marshall Bell, Glenn Plummer, Don Stark, Harris Laskawy, Willie Garson, David Stratton, Deborah Strang, Sarah Trigger, Jenny McCarthy, Buddy Guy, Ray Allison, Scott Holt, Greg Rzab, Wiley Harker, Joe Drago, Chuck Bacino, Don Cheadle, Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, Bill Long, Cheree Jaeb, Sarah Levy Arbess, Larissa Michieli, Larry Raben, Lynn Applebaum, Taylor Hayle, Archie Smith, Harriet Medin, Bill Bolender, Susan Merson, Bill Erwin, Nate Ingram, Jacob Bergener, Larry Curry Jr., Ruthay, Selina Mathews, Phil Boardman, William Denis, Danny Romo, Steve Abbott, Josh Charlesshow all
“Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead” Quotes 12 quotes
“One day you're saving the rainforest, the next you're chugging cock.”
“You have a choice; you can tell me where Earl Denton is, or you can tell it to the worms.”
“- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Thump. When you think about him you can't eat, you can't sleep. You forget about man's inhumanity to man. Does he do that for you?
- Dagney: That's a ridiculous concept. No one can do that.
- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Girls who glide need guys who make them thump. Have dinner with me.”
“- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: At the present time, are you in love?
- Dagney: Why?
- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Because if you are, then I won't waste your time. I'm really not the type of man to impede another man's happiness.”
“- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Just have dinner with me.
- Dagney: Are you going to make me thump?
- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: Or die trying.”
“Life is like a mustard burp, momentarily tangy and then forgotten in the air.”
“- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide.
- Dagney: I glide?
J- immy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide.”
“She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a world unto herself. She can't nurse worth shit, but I keep her on, because even though I can't feel it, I know I get erections in her presence.”