“Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on.”
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi

“- Happy Gilmore: A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?
- Chubbs: My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Carl Weathers - Chubbs

“- Joanne: Okay. Like shuttleboard.
- James Lennox: It's shufflebaord and no. You gotta think like snooker, poker, and free-rock climbing. This is dangerous shit.”

Polly Shannon - Joanne
Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox

“You're heading for the Olympics; I'm heading for broken bones.”

Linda Blair - Terry Barkley

“There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is dead!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself