“See, that's the problem. I can't find a man that can satisfy me. Now some guys go an hour, hour in a half, that's it. A man's gotta put in overtime for me to get off.”

Mary Bond Davis - Big Stank Woman

“Let's go home. I'm drunk. You can take advantage of me.”

Andrea Howard - Sue

“Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!”
Keri Russell - Jenna Hunterson

“- Harry: Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- Jack Traven: Harry, you're gonna go home and puke.
- Harry: Well that'll be fun too.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“As I understand from your communication, Mr. Engle, you're on the brink of self-destruction. May I shake your hand? A brilliant idea! I speak as one who has destroyed himself a score of times.”

Thomas Mitchell - Gene Gibbons