“- Madeleine Ashton: You should learn not to compete with me. I always win!
- Helen Sharp: You may have always won, but you never played fair!
- Madeleine Ashton: Who cares how I played? I won!”
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton
Goldie Hawn - Helen Sharp

“- Clairee Belcher: I can also report that a mysterious car is parked in her driveway at least once a week.
- Ouiser Boudreaux: There. My secrets out. I'm having an affair with a Mercedes Benz!”
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“I had to win. You see, Derice, I had made winning my whole life, and when you make winning your whole life, you have to keep on winning, no matter what.”

John Candy - Irv

We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the 3 remaining golden tickets.
[he pushes buttons on the machine; the machine prints out a response]
It says: "I won't tell. That would be cheating".
Tim Brooke-Taylor - Computer Operator

“- Card Player #2: I didn't know you were the Sundance Kid when I said you were cheating. If I draw on you, you'll kill me.
- The Sundance Kid: There's that possibility.”

Sam Elliott - Card Player #2
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid