“I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnantsister being in love with one of them.”
Allison Janney - Constance Miller

“- Pauline 'Paulie' Oster: Lesbian? Are you fucking kidding me, you think I'm a lesbian?
- Mary 'Mouse' Bedford: You're a girl in love with a girl, aren't you?
- Pauline 'Paulie' Oster: No! I'm Paulie in love with Tori. Remember? And Tori, she is in love with me because she is mine and I am hers and neither of us are lesbians!”
Piper Perabo - Pauline 'Paulie' Oster
Mischa Barton - Mary 'Mouse' Bedford

“- Randy Jones: OK, fine, don't fall in love with him.
- Donna Jensen: That's kinda where I'm having the problem.
- Randy Jones: It just takes willpower, is all. I mean, you didn't fall in love with me, did you?
- Donna Jensen: You're gay.
- Randy Jones: But, it still took willpower, didn't it?”

Joshua Malina - Randy Jones
Gwyneth Paltrow - Donna Jensen

- Todd Bentley: Are you like in love with him dude?
- John "Griff" Griffith: I've never been more sure of anything.
Niklaus Lange - Todd Bentley
Daniel Chilson - John "Griff" Griffith

“- John Gray: I loved him.
- Robbie Ross: Well, now he's fallen in love.
- John Gray: I'm halfway to hellfire and I'm not joking.
- Robbie Ross: Someone else was a carpenter's son. I've given in and become a Catholic. I find confession wonderfully consoling.
- John Gray: I can't go to confession when I want to kill Bosie... and myself...”
Ioan Gruffudd - John Gray
Michael Sheen - Robbie Ross