“Heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to run away.”
Amanda Bynes - Viola

“So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair... ew... and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Pu Yi - 15 Years: Where are your ancestors buried?
- Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston: In Scotland, your majesty.
- Pu Yi - 15 Years: But then, where's your skirt? In your country, men wear short skirts, do they not?
- Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston: No, your majesty, Scotmen do not wear skirts. They wear kilts.”
Tao Wu - Pu Yi - 15 Years
Peter O'Toole - Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston

“It would be nice to be with a man who wants to know what’s underneath my cardigan. FYI, it’s another cardigan.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“- Johnnie Aysgarth: Don't do that.
- Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth: Why not?
- Johnnie Aysgarth: Because your ucipital mapilary is quite beautiful.”

Cary Grant - Johnnie Aysgarth
Joan Fontaine - Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth