“- Slartibartfast: Earthman, you must realize that the planet you lived on was commissioned, paid for and run by mice.
- Arthur Dent: When you say mice, do you mean the little furry white creatures with whiskers, ears, cheese?”
Bill Nighy - Slartibartfast
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent

“- Willy Wonka: They're laying overtime right now, for Easter.
- Mike Teevee: But Easter's over!
- Willy Wonka: Ssshhh! They don't know that. I'm trying to get ahead for next year.”

Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka
Paris Themmen - Mike Teevee

“- Rick Deckard: Is this a real snake?
- Zhora: Of course it's not real. You think I would be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?”
Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard
Joanna Cassidy - Zhora

“Do you know that the leading cause of death for beavers is falling trees?”
Nicole Kidman - Silvia Broome

- Michael "Mike" Ward: He's a worm - the kind you ought to jump on with heavy boots.
- Martin: You'll have to do an awful lot of jumping. The Earth is covered with them.

John McGuire - Michael "Mike" Ward
Cliff Clark - Martin