Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.
Ben Feldman - Richie

“Go drink a bottle of yourself!”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“My name is Schmidt, but I changed it to Smith. That's what I got against these guys more than anything else. They make me ashamed of the name I was born with.”

William Bendix - Gus Smith

“My dear Constance, the name of Wilde will be a word of execration for the next thousand years.”
Judy Parfitt - Lady Mount-Temple

“Your name was Beaufort when he covered you with jewels and it's got to stay Beaufort now that he's covered you with shame.”

Miriam Margolyes - Mrs. Mingott