“Friday the 13th” quotes

(2009)
Movie Friday the 13th
Title Friday the 13th
Year 2009
Director Marcus Nispel
Genre Horror
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Plot – At Crystal Lake's campsite, many youngsters die tragically. Who is the fool who's spreading death and panic? The solution lies in the past: in 1958 little Jason, son of Mrs. Voorhess, drowned in the lake under the indifferent eyes of many campers.
All actors – Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Derek Mears, Jonathan Sadowski, Julianna Guill, Ben Feldman, Arlen Escarpeta, Ryan Hansen, Willa Ford
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  • “In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jeans shorts.”

    Aaron Yoo - Chewie
    [Tag:girl, like, wishes]
  • “- Camp Counselor: Why are you doing this?
    - Pamela Voorhees: You need to be punished for what you did to him.
    - Camp Counselor: I didn't do anything.
    - Pamela Voorhees: You let him drown. Jason was my son.”

    Stephanie Rhodes - Camp Counselor
    Nana Visitor - Pamela Voorhees
    [Tag:death, punishment]
  • “- Clay Miller: It's my sister. She came up around here with some friends and... she's gone missing.
    - Old Lady: She ain't missing. She's dead.”

    Jared Padalecki - Clay Miller
    [Tag:death, family]
  • They don't call me the "woodwizard" because I masturbate a lot.
    Aaron Yoo - Chewie
  • “You got perfect nipple placement, baby.”

    Travis Van Winkle - Trent
  • “- Lawrence: I got business I gotta do this weekend.
    - Chelsea: What business?
    - Lawrence: Music. I'm trying to start a label.
    - Chelsea: Oh, yeah? Like what kind? Like rap?
    - Lawrence: Why you gotta go racial? Look, don't put me in a box, all right? What, because I'm black I can't listen to Green Day?
    - Chelsea: You're right, that was dumb. So,...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Arlen Escarpeta - Lawrence
    Willa Ford - Chelsea
    [Tag:music, racism]
  • “- Wade: You can drink that, by the way. Yours, hers, mine, yours. I swear to God, piss is sterile.
    - Amanda: For the record, you will never drink my piss.
    - Wade: That's what you think.”

    Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
    America Olivo - Amanda
    [Tag:drinking]
  • Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.
    Ben Feldman - Richie
    [Tag:name, normality, water]
  • “Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.”

    Aaron Yoo - Chewie
    [Tag:father, son, wound]
  • “- Wade: I am relaxed. You wanna know why?
    - Richie: Why?
    - Wade: 'Cause I'm gonna be fuckin' rich. You know what rich people do?
    - Richie: What?
    - Wade: They relax.”

    Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
    Ben Feldman - Richie
  • “- Wade: Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish; just go fishing.
    - Richie: I don't eat fish.”

    Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
    Ben Feldman - Richie
    [Tag:eating, fish, fishing]
  • “- Trent: Your tits are stupendous.
    - Bree: Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special.”

    Travis Van Winkle - Trent
    Julianna Guill - Bree
  • “- Richie: I get it, though, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive, you know? If we were all out herestarving to death and you were... and you were dead, I'd eat your leg.
    - Amanda: That's really sweet.”

    Ben Feldman - Richie
    America Olivo - Amanda
  • “- Old Lady: People go missing around here, they're gone for good. Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk. They bring trouble. We just want to be left alone. And so does he.
    - Clay Miller: So does who?”

    Rosemary Knower - Old Lady
    Jared Padalecki - Clay Miller
  • “- Trent: Okay. Nolan. How about I pay, you pump?
    - Nolan: Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too.
    - Trent: Okay, well, um, we'll try that out later.”

    Travis Van Winkle - Trent
    Ryan Hansen - Nolan
    [Tag:sex]
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