“Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!”

Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher

“My name is Schmidt, but I changed it to Smith. That's what I got against these guys more than anything else. They make me ashamed of the name I was born with.”

William Bendix - Gus Smith

“My dear Constance, the name of Wilde will be a word of execration for the next thousand years.”
Judy Parfitt - Lady Mount-Temple

“You're just not man enough to wear jewelry.”
Tim Robbins - Woody Blake

“- Frodo: What do you want?
- Aragorn: A little more caution from you; that is no trinket you carry.
- Frodo: I carry nothing.
- Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.”
Elijah Wood - Frodo
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn