“- Gil: In the fridge. Jill got you your faggoty mineral water.
- Bradley Thomas: I didn't know H2O's got a sexual orientation.”
Water quotes
94 water quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“Water's precious. Sometimes may be more precious than gold.”
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“- White Boy: I don't suppose it matters which way we go.
- The Girl: We'll stay here. Perhaps the water will come back.
- White Boy: Where from?”
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“In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.”
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“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
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There's an old saying: ”white water in the morning”.
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“- Lena Ballinger: Bathtubs are more dangerous than Everest.
- Luca Moroder: How true.”
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“- Marsha: [as Grace Briggs is bringing water to their table] Do you have bottled water?
- Grace Briggs: Sure. Anybody else?
- Marsha: I don't want Swiss water. I got sick on an imported Swiss water.”
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“I was the first star who ever came out of the water looking wet.”
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“- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: Isn't water polo terribly dangerous?
- Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.”
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“Don't tread water! Grab onto the ice! You'll freeze to death slower than drowning!”
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“Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks.”
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“- Rev. Graham Hess: Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?
- Bo Hess: It has dust in it.
- Rev. Graham Hess: And this one?
- Bo Hess: A hair.
- Rev. Graham Hess: And this one?
- Bo Hess: Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
- Diego: That's genius, Sid.
- Sid: Call me Squid.” -
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“I like to dance with the water. The undertow on the waves. The water is mischievous.”
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“The future. The polar ice caps have melted, covering the earth with water. Those who survived have adapted to a new world.”
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“Fish pee in you... all day”
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“Who in the hell-o-but trips underwater? And by the way, on what?”
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“Dogs that can follow a scent in water.”
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“- Officer Milner: My God, suicide. Why?
- Officer McCord: [holds up bottle of mineral water found next to one of the bodies] Does this answer your question?
- Officer Milner: Oh man! They were fags?”
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“- The Blind Man: You can't do it!
- Cord: Can't do what?
- The Blind Man: You can't step on the same piece of water twice.”
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