“A vampire's power last from sunset to sunrise. During the hours of the day it must rest in the earth in which it was buried.”
Edward Van Sloan - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Professor Ratigan: I have the power!
- The Mouse Queen: Of course you do.
- Professor Ratigan: I am supreme!
- The Mouse Queen: Only you.
- Professor Ratigan: This is my kingdom!”

Vincent Price - Professor Ratigan
Eve Brenner - The Mouse Queen

“You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.”
Mark Wahlberg - Dirk Diggler

“It is you, Kay, and you're alive! But what is it, Kay? You seem to be cold, like death. You seem to be Kay, but there's a strange difference. It's almost as if I didn't know you.”

Robert Paige - Frank Stanley

“- Katherine Caldwell: Count Alucard's real name is Count Dracula.
- Frank Stanley: Count Dracula? You mean the Hungarian who's supposed to have become...
- Katherine Caldwell: Don't use that word. We don't like it. Say, rather, that we are undead, immortal.”
Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell
Robert Paige - Frank Stanley