“- Molly: I want my mommy and daddy.
- Pepper: Uh, Molly, we ain't got mommies and daddies, and we ain't never gonna have 'em. That's why we're called orphans.”
Sarah Hyland - Molly
Marissa Rago - Pepper

“The world would be a lot better off without kids.”
Ray Walston - Burton Timmer

“- Edna Maverick: It really wasn't that easy for him growing up. Like I said before, he never really knew his father.
- Cody Maverick: I'm not really the person to ask about it, truthfully, because I was too young to remember. I'm not the only kid on the island whose dad was eaten.”
Dana Belben - Edna Maverick
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“Just because you grow up on the outside doesn't mean you want to stop having fun enjoying life.”

Jason Beghe - Peter McCallister

“- Mike Teavee: Die! Die! Die!
- Mr. Teavee: Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long.”

Jordan Fry - Mike Teavee
Adam Godley - Mr. Teavee