“- Bethany: You're not with the Fight-to-Lifer's?
- Jay: You mean those fucks with the signs and pictures of dead babies? Shit no. Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. A woman's body is her own fucking business.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Jason Mewes - Jay

“We're clearly soldiers in petticoats, and dauntless crusaders for women's a-votes! Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.”
Glynis Johns - Mrs. Banks

Our daughters' daughters will adore us and they'll sing in grateful chorus, "Well done, sister suffragettes."
Glynis Johns - Mrs. Banks

“- Maud Watts: You a suffragette, Mrs. Ellyn?
- Edith Ellyn: Yes, well I consider myself more a soldier, Mrs. Watts.”
Carey Mulligan - Maud Watts
Helena Bonham Carter - Edith Ellyn

“Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?”
Ryan Phillippe - Mr. Parker